vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

everambling:

and another thing I was dying because at the airport the customs officer who scanned my bag started throwing shade and pointing at something on the screen and they stopped me like “miss we have to search your belongings, stay put” and they carefully pulled out my ollivander’s wand like it was a loaded gun but one of the guards recognized what it was and started asking me about it and then there were like a whole flock of guards gathered around listening in awe as I explained about interactive spells.

margaybookworm:

an-idealistic-dreamer:

aliensnipe:

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

Beyonce should make a line

 I want this so bad right now

twowhovianhearts:

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

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